Untappd Needs a Slap to the App

Hi. Hope your fridge is full today. I just have a message to Untappd to share.

(I am putting this to a lyrical or poetry rhythm, even though it is neither of those things. Just being nerdy.)

Where is a new feature?
Where is an update?

I love Untappd and keep using it
But you need to wake from your buyout slumber

Even the badges are weak now

You know how to put up ads
Good at putting beer boxes together to buy

But the app is being neglected
Taken for granted

It’s too quiet
We need some growth

Post pics or memes in the comments?
How about we try that?

Something. Anything

I like you
I want to stay and so far I am

But you need to convince me you care

Wake up, Untappd

BTW, if you are on Untappd, I am Dorktown on there. I’ll be checking-in my Celebration Ales until January 2nd.

Thanks for opening this week. Sorry if it’s a little one-note. Just gotta get through the Holidays to free up some more time, ya know?

Be safe.

-Mikey

Peace, Beer & Metal