Untappd Needs a Slap to the App
Hi. Hope your fridge is full today. I just have a message to Untappd to share.
(I am putting this to a lyrical or poetry rhythm, even though it is neither of those things. Just being nerdy.)
Where is a new feature?
Where is an update?
I love Untappd and keep using it
But you need to wake from your buyout slumber
Even the badges are weak now
You know how to put up ads
Good at putting beer boxes together to buy
But the app is being neglected
Taken for granted
It’s too quiet
We need some growth
Post pics or memes in the comments?
How about we try that?
Something. Anything
I like you
I want to stay and so far I am
But you need to convince me you care
Wake up, Untappd
BTW, if you are on Untappd, I am Dorktown on there. I’ll be checking-in my Celebration Ales until January 2nd.
Thanks for opening this week. Sorry if it’s a little one-note. Just gotta get through the Holidays to free up some more time, ya know?
Be safe.
-Mikey
Peace, Beer & Metal