The Most Mellow Of Drinking Games

A nice cup of beer and some good neighborhood noise is all I need

I came up with my own beer drinking game. Would you like to know it?

Alright, good.

It’s simple. It’s nerdy. And it requires you to be outside - not the best time of year for this, I know.

My favorite part might be that you can play it by yourself, if you want.

If you are a dork like me that enjoys sitting outside, relaxing with a beer, maybe listening to music, writing in a beer notebook and watching the clouds go by, have I got a drinking game for you!

It is a simple observational drinking game.

This is for beer because beer rules. But hey, I am not the drinking police – use this game with whatever drink you need to.

Here are your Beer Drinking Game For Sitting Outside, prompts.

Drink when you:

• See a squirrel.

• See or hear a plane.

• Hear a car stereo.

• Hear your neighbor fumbling around (sweeping, taking garbage out, ect.)

• See a bird (one type per session).

• Hear or hear a pine-cone, branch or leaf fall.

• See a different squirrel.

• Hear a train (two drinks).

• See a rainbow (down the whole beer).

• Hear wind chimes.

• Hear a lawnmower.

• See a different kind of bird.

• Hear a leaf-blower.

• Hear kids playing (one session only).

• Hear a car horn.

• Hear a gunshot (actually just go back inside if that happens).

You could add your own prompts too then print it out – if you have managed to keep a WORKING printer – printers are not easy to keep working.

On a nice spring day, you could get pretty lit playing this Beer Drinking Game For Sitting Outside.

This game needs a real name.

Anyway, you can play at night too!! Because I also have a NIGHTTIME EDITION!

I mixed in some of the appropriate daytime edition prompts with additional nighttime ones that start at the top of the list.

Take a drink when you:

• See a satellite.

• See a shooting star (down the rest of your beer).

• Hear a bat, owl or any bird, actually.

• Hear a cricket (once a session only)

• See your FIRST firefly of the night (regional).

• Notice a light get turned on.

• See or hear a plane.

• Hear a car stereo.

• Hear your neighbor on their patio (or balcony for apartment dwellers).

• Hear a pine-cone, branch or leaf fall.

• Hear a train.

• Hear wind-chimes.

• Hear a gunshot (get back inside until you hear the police sirens).

Remember to hydrate. Eat some snacks. Stock up on hangover preventives.

But most of all, have fun!

Cheers!!

Welp. Guess I Gotta Be Headin’

Thank you for the read! I hope you have a great week with your beers and are relieved like I am that the Holidays are over.

-Mikey

Peace ✌️ Beer 🍻 & Metal 🤘