Still Working It Out At The Bar

One of my recent bar beers, “Citra” from Mad Duck Brewery in Fresno (NW)

I just have some quick bar thoughts to share this week, from a single ass beer geek.

Hey Ladieeees!

Attention single girls! If you want to meet a mellow guy, find a beer bar or brewpub in your neighborhood. Sit at a prominent spot at the bar. Wait for dudes to sit next to you and ask you what you’re drinking.

I rarely see a woman at the bar, relaxing with a beer, not have some dude start trying to chop it up with them.

The other night, I sat one stool away from a girl who had three different guys sit next to her in under an hour. I think she exchanged numbers with one of them.

You can hear her talking it up with one of the dudes in my video:

@mikeytoppourShred’s “Sticky Sap” WCIPA

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Screw the dating apps, just find a beer bar.

Have Some Self Awareness, My Guy

Can you not hang out at the bar and watch a video on high volume? Seriously, a dude rolled up to the bar and started watching what sounded like slop videos for older people. It drowned out the house music. It wasn’t just a few minutes either. I had to close out and leave.

I walked over to another bar, and I was not there more than two minutes, and a lady came up and started watching what sounded like video of her kid, on blast. Video blasters be following, bro.

Holy crap, people, you understand we can hear your shit too?!

Still Grinding at the Bar

Dude, I am still getting triggered by groups of people hanging out at the bar when there are tables to sit at. When I say groups, I mean four or more people that are there together, hogging barstools and the bar area in general.

The bar is for people alone, or two or three people, TOPS.

If you want to be at the bar so bad, stop having so many friends, jerkface.

You know who is NOT a jerkface? You, chief. Especially for being here with me still, even though I haven’t been posting as much.

I have been enjoying some beers, though. And I hope to be posting more and getting back to a weekly schedule again. So please stay with me.

Hope your beers have been finding you well.

-Mikey

Peace. Beer. Metal.

@mikeytoppour