How To Drink Three Beers In The Morning

... and stay useful all day

I didn't mean for this to be an experiment but it turned out to be.

On Friday The Perfect Pour celebrated its 400th episode. We all took the day off work so we could podcast live, on the same day the show gets released.

Originally the plan was to do it at 6AM since that's the time we jokingly claim we record. We ended up landing on 10AM.

We would start drinking beer at TEN IN THE FREAKING MORNING.

That's fine if you have nothing to do the rest of the day, but I had some things.

• A kid in the house doing virtual learning all day with a lot of homework to catch up on.

• A podcast to edit.

• Support for my wife going to get her second vaccination shot and wanting to be able to drive her home in case it makes her feel funny.

• Dinner.

• A newsletter to write.

Point is, enough going on for the need to be alert (not drunk or sleepy) the rest of the day.

BUT, I wanted to drink the same amount of beer I always do on the show, regardless of time.

Well the day is nearly done and I'm here to tell you, I did it. I made it through the day with all things accomplished.

But how did I do it? I feel the need to pass on this sort of Day Drinking Guide to you - just in case you need to drink beer in the morning sometime and still have a productive day.

Start with a good base. A good setup.

That usually means a strong breakfast. A thick one. I did not though. I had a piece of cheese, a piece of sourdough bread and three cups of coffee. That's a bad base.

10:00AM

The podcast begins, as I drink three 16oz beers all the way down. That was about three hours tops. The beers (along with my neighbor’s cat) are pictured above.

• Core Values from Coronado Brewing & Karl Strauss. Apple WCIPA, 6.8% ABV.

• All Good from Loomis Basin Brewing. HIPA, 7.2% ABV.

• Wakey Wakey from New Glory Brewing. Oatmeal Coffee Porter at 6.5%.

12:30PM

The podcast is over. I have a meat heavy pizza from Pieology.

Water. Diet soda. Another water. Another diet soda. Crackers.

3:00PM

I’m basically sober. The buzz from the morning beers is gone. Just slightly tired.

It's time for the vax backup, but it turns out I'm not needed.

3:30PM

I could start drinking again but don't. I know I need to stay awake to write, help with school and stay fresh for diner. Be a human and stuff.

5:30PM

Pick up diner. Chinese from China Bistro (it's a takeout kinda day).

I have more water and soda with my Mongolian Beef and fried rice.

I'm fully reset and ready for beers again, almost as if I had not drank earlier.

7:30PM

• Amarilla Gorilla from Smog City Brewing. IPA, 7.4%.

• Soft & Fluffy from Temblor Brewing. Marshmallow IPA. 8.0%.

11:30PM

I hit the wall. Normally I would have had another beer at this point but no interest now and can't stay awake.

It's over, but mission accomplished.

Significant morning drinking and a full day of being present, can be accomplished.

Hope this dorky guide helps you sometime.

Easter Drinking Reco?

Pepsi and Peeps have a colab soda, a Pepsi variant if you will. Showing craft beer isn’t the only loony beverage maker.

By the way, I’m totally down with this and any beer maker that makes a peeps-style colab. I'll be looking out for one for Easter Sunday and looking for day drinking beers for Open Day on Thursday.

So with that, day or night, have a great week with your beers! Thanks for the read!

-Mikey