$2 Whole Foods Beer Discounts

Always nice to see some fresh Pliny the Elder getting put out

Look. Jeff Bezos is a dick for not treating Amazon workers as well as he could and should. A big fucking greedy piece of shit. I should stay the hell away from buying on Amazon and going to Whole Foods.

But I don’t.

I get stuff Amazon-ed to the house all the time. And I go to Whole Foods. I am even an Amazon affiliate. What a loser.

Lately though, I have to appreciate the cheaper beer at Whole Foods. I don’t know that we can thank Jeff Bezos buying Whole Foods for this, I just know it’s easier on the wallet to go to Whole Foods than before.

That includes their beer section.

Quality 16oz Indie Beer four-packs going for $12 bucks sometimes. And other “deals” happening:

You may be a greedy bastard, Jeff, but I need good beer and I am a sucker when it’s cheaper. I will just keep holding my nose when I enter Whole Foods and you keep giving beer discounts.

Or you could pay everyone a decent wage and we can be cool with one another.

Speaking of cool, it’s pretty damn cool of you to open this and give it a read. I am hoping my inconsistency stretch has passed through and we’ll talk next week. Have a good time with your beers!

-Mikey

Peace ✌️

Beer 🍻

Metal 🤘

P.S. I’ll leave with a good laugh, courtesy of Don’t Drink Beers: