Look. Jeff Bezos is a dick for not treating Amazon workers as well as he could and should. A big fucking greedy piece of shit. I should stay the hell away from buying on Amazon and going to Whole Foods.
But I don’t.
I get stuff Amazon-ed to the house all the time. And I go to Whole Foods. I am even an Amazon affiliate. What a loser.
Lately though, I have to appreciate the cheaper beer at Whole Foods. I don’t know that we can thank Jeff Bezos buying Whole Foods for this, I just know it’s easier on the wallet to go to Whole Foods than before.
That includes their beer section.
Quality 16oz Indie Beer four-packs going for $12 bucks sometimes. And other “deals” happening:
You may be a greedy bastard, Jeff, but I need good beer and I am a sucker when it’s cheaper. I will just keep holding my nose when I enter Whole Foods and you keep giving beer discounts.
Or you could pay everyone a decent wage and we can be cool with one another.
Speaking of cool, it’s pretty damn cool of you to open this and give it a read. I am hoping my inconsistency stretch has passed through and we’ll talk next week. Have a good time with your beers!
-Mikey
Peace ✌️
Beer 🍻
Metal 🤘
P.S. I’ll leave with a good laugh, courtesy of Don’t Drink Beers:
The worst part about Amazon is they don’t have any positions at the local center that I’d qualify for unless I suddenly get 2+ years of Amazon (blue badge/FTE) experience lol